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A 36-year old woman from Michigan has made a crashing entrance into the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday at the Harper University Hospital, by giving birth to her 14th child, all born from different fathers.

“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record,” Ms. Sullivan told reporters. “My mother always told me that I was lazy and worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can even be the best in the world when I put my mind to something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no one had done before!”

“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful when it comes to picking the fathers of my children,” says Sullivan. “This time, however, I think I’ve learned from my past mistakes. Ramón (baby daddy #14) isn’t like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been together for almost a year and a half, and I really believe it could work between us.”

(…WTF! are you KIDDING ME?????)

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Ms Sullivan’s thirteen other children were all present at the hospital to meet their new sibling. They were all extremely proud to hear that their mother had broken a Guinness World Record, and posed happily for the 2017 edition of the book.

PHOTO & STORY CREDIT: World News

Woman has broke World Records after giving birth 14th child… BY 14 DIFFERENT MEN!! And…she is VERY proud!  was originally published on wzakcleveland.com

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