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If you know, you know. And if you don’t… prepare to get schooled
Whether you’re a die-hard East Sider or a proudly planted West Sider, there’s no denying the divide that defines Cleveland living. Sure, we all love the Browns and hate the traffic on I-480, but let’s not pretend these two sides of town are the same. They’re not. Not even close.
Here are 21 real differences you’ll only understand if you’ve lived it.
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1. East Side Thinks West Side is Basic
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West Side Thinks East Side is Bougie.
2. Patio Season
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West Siders start drinking outside the second it hits 50°.
East Siders wait until it’s actually warm and their allergies calm down.
3. Public Transit Respect is One-Sided
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East Side actually uses the RTA trains.
West Side pretends they don’t exist unless it’s for a Browns game.
4. Local Celebs Pick Sides, Too
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You know which side your favorite morning show host, news anchor, or Cavs player lives on—because they always mention it.
5. Festival Season Shows the Split
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East: The Feast of the Assumption in Little Italy.
West: Polish Festivals, Irish parades, and Oktoberfests all over the map.
6. Street Names That Make No Sense
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East Side: “You take Lee to Cedar then over to Coventry.”
West Side: “It’s on Detroit, but not that Detroit. You’ll see.”
7. Grocery Store Prestige Battles
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East: Trader Joe’s + Whole Foods.
West: Giant Eagle + Heinen’s + Aldi on a budget day.
8. Beachwood Place vs. Crocker Park
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East Side = indoor shopping with a valet.
West Side = outdoor shopping where you might also get brunch.
9. Culture vs. Convenience
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East Side loves its arts, history, and architecture.
West Side loves its breweries, dog parks, and drive-thrus.
10. Dave’s vs. Marc’s
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You haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone say “I’m just running to Marc’s real quick.”
11. You Know Which Side You’re On By How You Talk About Driving
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East Siders: “Lakewood? That’s so far.”
West Siders: “Cleveland Heights? Do I need a passport?”
12. The Architecture
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East Side homes: century-old colonials with charm and creaky floors.
West Side homes: open concepts with an HOA that hates your garden gnome.
13. Food Culture
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East Side: corned beef at Jack’s Deli or Italian in Little Italy.
West Side: pierogi festivals and all the tacos in Lakewood.
14. Suburb Vibe Check
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East Side: Shaker Heights, Cleveland Heights, University Heights.
West Side: Westlake, North Olmsted, Bay Village.
One side flexes its legacy; the other flexes its Costco.
15. Loyalty Runs Deep
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People live and die on “their” side. Transplanting is rare and slightly frowned upon.
16. School District Pride is Intense
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East: “We send our kids to private schools or Shaker.”
West: “Olmsted Falls is a powerhouse, bro.”
17. Sports Bars Hit Different
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East Side leans divey and old-school.
West Side leans new-age, TVs everywhere, $14 cocktails.
18. Jewish & Italian Roots vs. Polish & Irish Pride
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Cultural foundations that still shape the restaurant scene, neighborhood festivals, and grandma’s cooking.
19. Cedar Point Loyalty? That’s a West Side Thing.
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East Siders might go once a decade.
West Siders have season passes and bring their own ponchos.
20. Where You Go for “The Views”
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East Side: The Lake at Bratenahl.
West Side: Edgewater at sunset, with a craft IPA in hand.
21. No One Will Ever Fully Switch Sides
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People date, marry, and build families across the divide.
But move across it? That’s a betrayal your high school friends will never forget.
